Who’s Your Sexy Ho?
Paris Hilton’s current best friend Kim Kardashian’s sex tape is a hot commodity at the moment. Turns out the little minx one-upped our favorite sex-tape-queen and added water sports to the tape. (That’s code for urine - use your imagination)
SugarDVD.com has offered Kim $2 million for rights to the tape. Paris Hilton is reportedly against the deal.
Ring Ring!
“Hello?”
“Hello Pot, Kettle here!”
“Oh hi Kettle! How’s it going?”
“Oh not too bad. Hey did you know, you’re like, so totally, black?”
Ahem.
Yeah so , Paris? You might want to shut your big trap. She may have gotten peed on, but Kim is way better looking and could out-Paris you at any moment. Or maybe you know that already and that’s why you don’t want her to get famous the way you did.
January 17th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
She is just jealous the attention is not on her.
January 18th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
I’m thinking that Paris changes BFFs about as often as I change underwear!