What does Paris Hilton and Your Closet Have in Common?
According tto Page Six of the New York Post, a Manhattan Mini Storage took a pot shot at the depth of Paris Hilton’s mental abilities. Are we talking oxymoron here? Paris Hilton and mental abilities in the same sentence?

Says Page Six:
April 2, 2007 — PARIS Hilton is slammed in Manhattan Mini Storage ads that recently appeared on phone kiosks showing a Chihuahua who looks a lot like Tinkerbell with the slogan: “Your closet’s so shallow, it makes Paris look deep.” We brought this to the attention of Hilton publicist Elliot Mintz, who alerted her lawyer, Howard Weitzman, who fired off a “cease-and-desist” letter to the storage company - which is also getting blowback from Republicans for such ads as, “Your closet’s scarier than Bush’s agenda.”
Well, I will say this. That when it comes to closets and Paris Hilton, I’d love to have her closet….
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