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Paris Out of Jail!

by Gayle

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TMZ just had this to report:

Paris Hilton has been fitted for ankle bracelet and reassigned to house arrest, after authorities decided to release Hilton from jail due to medical reasons, this according to Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Dept. spokesperson, Steve Whitmore.

Reporters hammered away about Paris’ medical condition during a press conference in front of the jail, where she was released early this morning, but Whitmore said he could not discuss even the slightest health-related details due to confidentiality laws.

Paris will be under house confinement in her West Hollywood home for 40 days, where she has a 3000-4000 ft. radius of freedom. Her jail cell was 96 square feet. After the 40 days are up, Whitmore says she will have “fulfilled her debt to society.”

Whitmore made it clear that Paris was not released early — she was reassigned. She is technically still in custody.

Talk about miscarriage of justice! After all, Paris has proven herself a danger to society! I can’t wait to hear what these “medical” reasons for releasing her early turn out to be. Money and connections willget you everything, after all!

Darn, there goes my chance of getting my “Jail Journal” published. And, it looks like Paris’ jail diary will be cut to the length of a picture book-which is just about her speed, anyway!

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3 Responses to “Paris Out of Jail!”

  1. Jamie Says:

    I can’t believe she’s out already. It pretty much shows that our justice system is a joke that privileges those of a higher socioecononmic status. Perhaps this will set a precedent for every individual who decides to drink and drive with a suspended license. Thanks LA County Sheriff’s department for perpetuating injustice and supporting complete anarchy!

  2. Gayle Says:

    Jamie,

    We can only hope that Paris will be sent back today and that the precedent will be short-lived!

  3. John Freeman Says:

    Thought you might enjoy this ‘cartoon’ on the ROK Comics mobile web site about Paris Hilton:

    http://www.rokcomics.com/freefullsize.php?comicid=301588254

    Needs flash to view

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