Paris Needs New “People”
by Paris Hilton Watch

A source tells Page Six: “Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult.”
Poor Parisite. Her one feeling (lust for attention) must be a little hurt by this.
Karen’s Predictions:
Paris latches onto another mega-star (Ashley Simpson? Avril Lavigne?) and rides that paparazzi wave.
Elliot Mintz dies from stress and is replaced by a complete screwup.
Nicky settles down before her sister, but Paris gets pregnant first with a certain Greek baby.
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December 14th, 2006 at 4:04 pm
Oooh! Karen’s predictions should become a regular on this site.
December 14th, 2006 at 11:20 pm
[...] So instead of boring you with what an html-geek I am, I thought I’d hook up mah girls with some lovin’. Not Paris and Britney lovin’, though that’s over already since Britney’s people have brains in their heads and were all like, “Put on some panties sweetheart, and get away from Skeletor!” [...]