Paris Loves Crappy Things
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Survivor has clearly jumped the shark, as we all know, but when Paris is saying Survivor is HAWT, you know things are sour. Plans for the the next Survivor to start in February indicate that Mark Burnett has his head up his ass. But that is here nor there.
Paris Hilton congratulated Yul Kwan at the Survivor after-party December 17th, saying “I love Survivor - it’s hot.” Hey Paris, the word hot? Also jumped the shark months ago.
In other shark-infested news, JR Rotem was also in attendance at the Survivor party. JR, recently seen sucking face with one Britney Spears, is a music producer who’s clients include Paris herself, and Kevin Federline. I use the word music loosely of course, because anything JR produces from here on out should come under his new label: Craptastic.

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