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Paris Hilton’s Love Letters to Nick Carter

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Paris Hilton Nick Carter

Not sure if these are authentic, but I’m pretty sure that Paris’ brain has not developed since these were written. They basically all say the same thing, “I can’t believe all these feelings are true and this is forever I love you so much you are my everything and I don’t know what I would do without you.”

It’s a damn good thing Paris does not write for Hallmark. Her current job suits her much better. Wait. What does she do?

Paris Letter Nick Carter 1

Paris Letter Nick Carter 2

Paris Letter Nick Carter 3

Paris Letter Nick Carter 4

Paris Letter Nick Carter 5

All the handwriting looks similar and they seem to be real. The only thing that really surprised me is that she didn’t dot her eyes with little hearts. Now excuse me while I purge my soul of all this stupid.

Merry Christmas! I’ll be back January 7th, 2007!


Posted in General on December 21st, 2006

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3 Responses to “Paris Hilton’s Love Letters to Nick Carter”

  1. Sassy Says:
    December 21st, 2006 at 3:03 pm

    What does she do? She’s a movie star. Oh wait, no she’s not. Oh, she’s a singer (pretending to be one, doesn’t count Paris). No, wait, that’s not right either. A writer? No, hardly. As the proof is in the pudding up there. She’s a vet I guess. Or a hooker. The Queen of STD’s? Professional skank? I really don’t know. All this confusion has left me wanting to eat cake, punch clowns in the face and thank my lucky stars that I’m not Paris Hilton.

  2. Giulia Simolo Says:
    December 22nd, 2006 at 6:41 am

    Ahahahahahaha! That is the funniest thing!
    Now I’m starting to see why Lindsay and Paris have been on-again, off-again friends -they both seem to write really embarrassing letters/emails :)

    http://www.lindsaylohanwatch.com/

  3. jen Says:
    January 27th, 2007 at 11:08 pm

    she’s a model for…guess?

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