Paris Hilton in Court Today
Access Hollywood is reporting that Paris is to be arraigned today for driving drunk.
Paris Hilton is to be arraigned in Los Angeles today on drunk driving charges. She is not required to appear in court because the charges are misdemeanors.
Hilton was pulled over last September seventh for driving erratically.
She reportedly told officers that she had had one drink on an empty stomach. She was on her way to get a burger when she was stopped. Hilton said she hadn’t eaten all day because she was filming a music video.
The hotel heiress and socialite has no prior DUI arrests. If convicted, she could be sentenced to six months in jail and fined one-thousand dollars.
The minimum penalty for a first-time offender is a fine, probation and rehab.
Perhaps rehab should be extended. Until she’s ninety and they take her license away for being old. And blind. And still stinking drunk.
January 10th, 2007 at 8:49 am
Speaking of having your license taken away for being old… I own a condo, and every.single.day. I get more worried about the ancient people driving in my neighborhood. I have had at LEAST 5 “near misses” by some elderly man/woman driving on the wrong side of the road.
Anyway, hopefully Paris is punished as a “normal” person would be.
January 10th, 2007 at 10:50 am
Oh man she is such a mess and she needs to head to the outback or something look at those chicken legs! EEEEK! I actually showed this picture to a co worker who finds Paris Hot and he had to rethink his answer. Maybe she is drinking now because she misses Britney?
January 10th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
I hope that’s not the outfit that she was wearing to court.
January 10th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Holy Hannah - is she drunk here? On her way to court? A prime example of too much money and too much time. She’s like a train wreck. I can’t look away. I can’t NOT look.
January 10th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
I swear to you I wrote that first THEN looked at your description above about “car crash - can’t look away.” spooky.