Paris Hilton Beats Britney Out of Superbowl
The New York Daily News is reporting that Paris Hilton has beat out crotch-rocket Britney Spears for an all-star NFL Network promo to air during the Feb. 4 football finale.
When Spears’ people asked to participate, a close source flatly refused, “She’s too much of a train wreck,” says the insider. “Besides, we already have Paris Hilton.”
Spears’ infamous underwear-free week out in L.A. disqualified her from a Super Bowl still sensitive about Janet Jackson’s 2004 “wardrobe malfunction,” says the source.
So let’s get this straight: they want Paris, who got famous by a leaked sex tape, but not Britney, who originally got famous by a real talent: singing. Sex really does sell.
Sorry Britney. “Britney showed the world her box….but my box is just for you:”
BOX IN A BOX:
January 16th, 2007 at 10:55 am
Did you hear that K-Fed is also lined up for some ad promo during SuperBowl? I’d link to it, except for some reason my computer is stupid and won’t load the page. Meh.
January 16th, 2007 at 11:08 am
I heard about K-FED! I agree atleast Britney did have some talent. I kind of feel bad for her just a little, how can she redeem her self? Oh the box in a box girl is the new super star you will see! haha
January 28th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
I must object… Crotch Rocket is not actually talented, either!
April 17th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
why would that girl in the box do that to herself?? and why do girls think once they buy boobs, they magically look like pamela anderson?