Paris does Harper’s Bazaar Magazine November ’08 issue; talks about being ‘fake president’ and Sarah Palin
Paris Hilton’s comedic acts continue!
Yup! After releasing her hilarious second spoof video with actor, Martin Sheen at FunnyorDie, Paris’ ‘crusade’ as ‘fake president’ continues as she does the cover for Harper’s Bazaar Magazine November 2008 issue.
In the mag, Paris talks about Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the White House and her own presidential style.
Giving her unsolicited advice (which really has nothing to do with politics) to the Vice Presidential candidate, our dear heiress says, “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.” [Hear! Hear!]
However, if Paris had to choose for a running mate, Palin would be out as our dear heiress would prefer singer, Rihanna just for the fact that she finds her ‘hot’.
As to her presidential style, Paris shares, “I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year.”
“Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first,” she cracks.
So what’s her presidential platform?
Funny Paris reveals, “I will carry out a foreign-policy platform that will transform America’s role in the world to that of a proactive, not reactive, superpower that will use diplomacy and incentives to head off trouble in unstable regions before they unravel out of control.”
“I will also be wearing platform shoes when I meet with foreign dignitaries to accentuate my well-toned calves.” [Lol!]
And as to who she will appoint on her cabinet? Paris explains that she won’t have one as she “will have a closet.”
“A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty by Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, and, of course, Tinkerbell [her chihuahua],” she says.
Now if Paris becomes US’ president, it will sure become a crazy but beautiful world!
Go Paris!
October 11th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
so excited about this issue!
October 21st, 2008 at 8:57 am
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October 21st, 2008 at 5:37 pm
[...] has skyrocketed. So far this year, we’ve been featured in Cosmo, O Magazine, Teen Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, Essence, amongst many others. Our pieces have been seen in such movies like “The Devil Wears [...]
November 14th, 2008 at 5:03 am
[...] has skyrocketed. So far this year, we’ve been featured in Cosmo, O Magazine, Teen Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, Essence, amongst many others. Our pieces have been seen in such movies like “The Devil Wears [...]