Paris Dents Her Bentley
by Paris Hilton Watch
Paris, honey. Those garbage cans you side-swiped are huge!
Nice work, honey. Why don’t you just hire a driver? A monkey could do it.
See X-17 for the video.
Oh and Paris? Kid Rock called. He wants his do-rags back. I don’t know which is worse, the ugly dog print green one you had on in the tattoo pictures, or this Seinfeld’s Mother leopard-print one. Seriously, who is dressing you? Dakota Fanning? On crack?
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January 11th, 2007 at 10:22 am
Aww I love Dakota she is such a cutie and has more acting in her pinky then Paris ever will