Paris Criticizes “Fake” Celebrities?!
If you find typos in this post, please bear with me. It’s just that I’m laughing so hard, I can barely make my fingers work! I haven’t been able to stop laughing since I read this article on Paris at Dateline: Hollywood. Just read the following quote and you’ll understand.
“The media is fawning like they’re superstars, but they haven’t actually done anything,? Hilton said. “Can anyone explain why I should care about these people??
And there’s more!
“I’m talking not just for myself, but for my millions of young female fans who are the most active consumers of entertainment news,? Hilton explained. “We demand that celebrities earn their place amongst our nation’s entertainment elite, rather than have it handed to them on a silver platter. The sense of entitlement that Beck and Posh display frankly disgusts me.?
And here’s the real kicker!
Hilton, an heir to the Hilton hotels fortune who has earned millions by endorsing fashion and beauty products, recording albums, and appearing at club openings, said that she was most concerned about the example that Victoria “Posh Spice? Beckham has been setting for America’s teenage girls.
“What kind of a lesson are we teaching our young women by treating Posh like she’s done something just for marrying a hottie soccer player,? she asked rhetorically. “If she does something important, like flash her cooch at a Hollywood club or land a reality show on E! or cause an accident on Robertson Avenue, then of course she’s an important story for journalists to cover. But right now, it’s like she’s famous just for being famous. Every time I look at her, I weep for the state of American culture.?
I must be in The Twilight Zone! Paris criticizing others for being celebrities when they’ve done nothing. Come to think of it, this couldn’t be the Twilight Zone. None of their episodes ever came close to being this strange!
Paris Hilton, Paris, The Beckhams, David Beckham, Victoria Beckham, Posh Spice


July 24th, 2007 at 10:24 am
um, and there’s also the fact that she deems it IMPORTANT to flash you cooch! this has got to be fake … citing the cooch flashing, opening a club and a car accidents as valid reasons for fame? even she’s not that dumb!!
July 24th, 2007 at 11:18 am
Yes, it is definitely satire. It was believable to a point, up until the part about the flashing.