With Paris Hilton’s socialite image, you would probably think ‘essentials’ for her mean make-up, jewels, and expensive clothes. Surprisingly, these are not the things you’d find in our dear heiress’s backseat.
I’ve seen two separate photos today of sisters Paris and Nicky Hilton featuring their most peculiar body parts. And while I was all about how lucky Paris in life is on my last post, I guess I’d have a second thought today.
Still with her beau, Benji Madden, Paris, who was clad in an ultra-feminine and fashionable frock during an outing in L.A. yesterday has caught everyone’s eyes with her size 11 feet in display. Talk about something funny, huh?! Not only are those feet huge, they’re also bony and sinewy. Now, who would want to have Paris Hilton’s feet?
On the other side of the photo is Paris’ sister, Nicky with her scary skinny knobbly knees. Eeeehhh… Can somebody tell Nicky to get something to eat?!
With those ugly feet and gross knees, the sisters are just fortunate to be clad in expensive signatured clothes; otherwise they’ll never look celebrity enough.
I guess this would be an idea for those planning to put up an online business; a shopping cart software that would cater to the fashion needs of people or women with feet or knee problems. It would sure be a hit selling shoes or frocks to hide those ugly body parts. Who knows, Paris and Nicky might drop by your online shop. Backed with good ecommerce software, I’m sure people of this kind would sure fill their shopping cart in this novelty store.
Geee… I really can’t get over those freaky feet and scary knees. I wonder how the narcisstic Paris and the self-conscious Nicky was able to cope up with those? ***Giggles***
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Not only has Paris decided she wants a child by next year, but she has already picked out a name-the name she gave one of her cats! “If I had a child I would name him London. I used to have a cat named London. I like the name Paris Jr. too. I love babies. I’d like three or four,” she is quoted in China Daily as saying.
So Paris or London, huh? How about Rome? New York? Madrid? She seems to have a thing for cities.
According to Showbiz Spy, Paris has vowed to become a mom by next year! Paris apparently reported to Elle UK magazine that she wants to have a baby next year, and has to get her body ready.
A source said: “Paris told me, ‘I want lots of babies and a more simple life away from the celebrity spotlight. I did a lot of soul-searching about my partying and then I heard Nicole was pregnant and I decided it’s time for me to grow up and take responsibility - and the best way to do that is to become a mother.’ “
This one scare me. Paris as a mom? Well, she certainly is acting as though she wants more time away from the celebrity spotlight, isn’t she? Every time she turns around, she’s at another club, another party, another opening. And since when is becoming a mother the best way to grow up and take responsibility? There are tons of mothers out there who prove the opposite.
Paris, if you truly care about children, you’ve got it all wrong. The thing to do is grow up and take responsibility and then become a mother! Please get this one right!
Hollywood Today reports that our favorite heiress has joined the cast of Repo! The Genetic Opera, a campy sci-fi musical movie, directed by Darren Lynn Bousman of Saw fame!
The movie will tell the tale of a time when human organs, ravaged by the future plague, could be replaced by expensive man-made counterparts. The new organs could be paid off in installments. Just don’t get behind on your payments, or the Repo Man (or woman) will pay a gruesome visit.
According to Bousman, “I have auditioned at least 30 actresses for this role — Paris came in and owned it. She is this role.” The film also stars Paul Sorvino and Alexa Vega (Spy Kids).
I’ve liked the Saw movies, but I’m not sure I could stomach this one! Paris singing is more gore than I can take!
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If you find typos in this post, please bear with me. It’s just that I’m laughing so hard, I can barely make my fingers work! I haven’t been able to stop laughing since I read this article on Paris at Dateline: Hollywood. Just read the following quote and you’ll understand.
“The media is fawning like they’re superstars, but they haven’t actually done anything,” Hilton said. “Can anyone explain why I should care about these people?”
And there’s more!
“I’m talking not just for myself, but for my millions of young female fans who are the most active consumers of entertainment news,” Hilton explained. “We demand that celebrities earn their place amongst our nation’s entertainment elite, rather than have it handed to them on a silver platter. The sense of entitlement that Beck and Posh display frankly disgusts me.”
And here’s the real kicker!
Hilton, an heir to the Hilton hotels fortune who has earned millions by endorsing fashion and beauty products, recording albums, and appearing at club openings, said that she was most concerned about the example that Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham has been setting for America’s teenage girls.
“What kind of a lesson are we teaching our young women by treating Posh like she’s done something just for marrying a hottie soccer player,” she asked rhetorically. “If she does something important, like flash her cooch at a Hollywood club or land a reality show on E! or cause an accident on Robertson Avenue, then of course she’s an important story for journalists to cover. But right now, it’s like she’s famous just for being famous. Every time I look at her, I weep for the state of American culture.”
I must be in The Twilight Zone! Paris criticizing others for being celebrities when they’ve done nothing. Come to think of it, this couldn’t be the Twilight Zone. None of their episodes ever came close to being this strange!
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