Paris Hilton Watch

This is actually in relation to the post I made yesterday about the six-part web mini-series featuring the Hiltons, Paris and Nicky and their mom Kathy spending a day with two of their fans who won a Mothers’ Day contest. And since the series is only available to TV Guide Broadband subscribers, here’s our chance to get a glimpse of what happened that day.

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Paris Hilton and Benji Madden in Finland

While our dear heiress and her beau, Benji Madden is enjoying each other’s company in Finland, Paris Hilton’s private security guard was allegedly doing his own piece of fame shoving a Finnish photographer at the Helsinki-Vantaa airport.

According to an article from the Post Chronicle, as a cluster of fans and media people greeted the couple at the airport, the socialite’s bodyguard “allegedly threw the Lehtikuva photographer up against a car�? guiding Paris and Benji to their waiting car.

I’m actually torn about this report. If it’s really true, as technically a part of the media, I would’ve felt bad and even angry, too with this kind of cocky display of the bodyguard. On second thought, photographers a.k.a. the paparazzi often times also has this tendency to be so pushy and irritating.

I guess these two has just been caught doing their duty; one to protect our dear heiress, the other to get a scoop.

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After Paris Hilton embarrassed herself in South Africa with her “I love Africa in general - South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries,�? quote, our dear heiress have yet again faced another ‘humiliation’ as she tumbled over a door step in Prague in front of the paparazzi. Falling on her face, the poor Paris bruised her chin along with her pride.

Well good thing though her new beau, Benji Madden was on her side to console her as she whimpers and blames the pursuing photographers who want to catch a photo of them while they get outside a restaurant in Czech Republic.

Gee, I can only wish to witness that incident rather than catching it on a TV Wall Bracket. Well imagining it still brings some laughter in me. No wonder she kept on covering her mouth in her recent photos. Too bad her 11-inch foot wasn’t able to give her enough balance.

For the self-obsessed Paris, now I wonder if going with the Good Charlotte’s World Tour is still a good idea. Anyway, if it’s any consolation, those bruises would heal in a short while. Besides, what’s the use of having expensive lipsticks if they can’t cover those?

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This whole world sure knows that Paris Hilton cannot carry a tune. And although I love listening to her single, Stars are Blind, I still believe that Paris really didn’t have that gift for singing. Well maybe our dear heiress also realized that so she attempts to try another ‘course of career’ through belly dancing.

In Turkey, where she judged the coronation of the Miss Turkey 2008, Benji Madden’s girl has been pulled by some belly dancer on stage to teach her the dance.

Walking to the stage, Paris has that confident kind of walk and smile that one would surely think this girl has something to show. So she gracefully walked on stage like she’s one the pageant’s candidates. She then watched the belly dancer do her thing and tried to follow it. Realizing she can’t move her belly like the dancer does, Paris made her own steps and turned around leading the belly dancer instead.

Watching Paris trying to belly dance is just so funny look at. This girl certainly has no rhythm! I am actually laughing my heart out here watching her doing some sort of ramp modeling instead of dancing. She claps her hands to show to the people she’s having fun as though she isn’t aware at how funny she looks doing awkward belly dance steps. And did you notice her insisting on doing her ‘party’ steps?!

That’s just one crazy stint there, girl!

Well at least she tried, right?!

This world tour sure is doing something to Paris.

Here’s the video of Paris’ belly dancing experience:

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If I tell you our dear heiress, Paris Hilton could also be compassionate to other people, would you believe me? Well I wouldn’t believe myself either. But I guess knowing Paris; she’d really try too hard to convince people that she is after all a nice and kind person.

With the Good Charlotte tour now starting, Paris made sure that she doesn’t just sit on the backstage. Preparing for the band’s show in Johannesburg today, Friday, Paris found some way to keep herself busy. Clad in a classy white dress, Paris stopped by the Jakaranda Kinderhuis School in Pretoria doing what she enjoyed the most, getting people’s attentions.

However, it’s a bit different now for she really did mingle with her South African fans in her two-hour visit by signing autographs as well as take photos and hugs with the kids.

Seeing her photo with an unknown South African child makes me believe more that being nice just isn’t Paris. The photo didn’t even look close to being real; it’s just oh-so choreographed!

Paris indeed is trying way too hard to make people believe she also has that compassionate side.

Well, well, as we all can see, it seems like Paris has her own agenda (as usual) accompanying her new beau Benjie Madden with the trip.

On second thought, we should give some credit to Paris for at least trying to ‘look’ nice with her fans. And if there’s one place she should go to see the other side of the world (read: the existence of REALLY poor people), then it’s South Africa. I guess this is a good start for spreading some love.

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We all know and the whole world knows how obsessed Paris Hilton is with herself. That’s why I’m not actually surprised to see these photos of her literally flaunting her self as if some kind of live mannequin outside the Portofino Sun Center in Beverly Hills wearing her new range of clothes. Well at first I didn’t recognize it’s Paris, I thought it was Victoria Beckham (another self obsessed personality) doing those crazy poses.

While I’m not surprised with this latest stint of our dear heiress, I still can’t help but smile at how crazy Paris would actually go just to get the media’s attention. A live mannequin in broad daylight?! This is one thing only the Paris Hilton can pull off!

On second thought, this idea is cheaper than actually putting up a billboard on the streets, right?!

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I’ve seen two separate photos today of sisters Paris and Nicky Hilton featuring their most peculiar body parts. And while I was all about how lucky Paris in life is on my last post, I guess I’d have a second thought today.

Still with her beau, Benji Madden, Paris, who was clad in an ultra-feminine and fashionable frock during an outing in L.A. yesterday has caught everyone’s eyes with her size 11 feet in display. Talk about something funny, huh?! Not only are those feet huge, they’re also bony and sinewy. Now, who would want to have Paris Hilton’s feet?

On the other side of the photo is Paris’ sister, Nicky with her scary skinny knobbly knees. Eeeehhh… Can somebody tell Nicky to get something to eat?!

With those ugly feet and gross knees, the sisters are just fortunate to be clad in expensive signatured clothes; otherwise they’ll never look celebrity enough.

I guess this would be an idea for those planning to put up an online business; a shopping cart software that would cater to the fashion needs of people or women with feet or knee problems. It would sure be a hit selling shoes or frocks to hide those ugly body parts. Who knows, Paris and Nicky might drop by your online shop. Backed with good ecommerce software, I’m sure people of this kind would sure fill their shopping cart in this novelty store.

Geee… I really can’t get over those freaky feet and scary knees. I wonder how the narcisstic Paris and the self-conscious Nicky was able to cope up with those? ***Giggles***

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It looks like it’s not just our dear heiress, Paris Hilton who ‘fooled’ everyone, at least most of us, with her ‘spiritual guidance’ stint with a ‘holy man’ who was actually an actor named Max Santillan, Jr. Reports emerged that this prank is just a part of Ashton Kutcher’s new show entitled, Pop Fiction.

Oh yes, if they were the target of Kurcher’s Punk’d, this time the celebrities turn the table to the media. With 20 celebrities, including several superstars like Paris (if you consider her one) all in on the joke, this show will sure play with the paparazzi and the media’s gullibility.

According to producer Jason Goldberg, Ashton Kutcher’s business partner,

“We live in a culture that’s driven by media and obsessed with celebrity, to the point where they don’t have private lives anymore. Two people going out to eat turns into, ‘They’re engaged.’ It’s a feeding frenzy. It’s dangerous and it’s irresponsible in some cases. We’re having fun, but we want to say to people, ‘Can you really believe everything you read and see?�?

Amen to that. True, true… With that said, I guess the show will not just be good for laughs but will also be an eye-opener to the public and the media; I guess it’s being critical to the first and responsible reporting for the latter.

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If you just read about Paris Hilton getting spiritual guidance or awakening with a Shaman or a holy man, whatever you call it; well, here’s an update: We’ve been fooled!

Reports say that the “holy man�? dear heiress was with is actually an actor. We might not have recognized him but 52-year-old Maxi Santillan has appeared to several movies including Pirates of the Caribbean. With most us who bought this, he sure is a good actor.

So did he and Paris fooled us all or did he fooled Paris and us? I’d bet it’s the first. Knowing Paris’ fancy over media’s attention, it’s no wonder she’d do this crazy thing. But duh! Knowing Paris (again), I should’ve known. Her, taking spiritual guidance and awakening?! Pbbbffftttt!!!!! Can’t help but roll my eyes and smile with this naughtiness.

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Yes, that’s right! Like our dear heiress, Paris Hilton has gotten tired already with her ‘rich girl, can-have-everything’ life; she seeks for spiritual guidance (finally) at the Urth Café in West Hollywood last Saturday.

Looking charming and content (?!), Paris was also seen stopping by the Bodhi Tree Bookstore with her ‘new’ friend, a love guru who gave her a blessing. Su….weet!

I’d like to think Paris is really serious heading up for a new life now. First her ‘blossoming’ love life with Benji Madden (hope the blessing from the love guru would help) then an upcoming reality show of her quest to finding a new best friend. Speaking of the latter, I think Paris should really consider this Shaman here a contestant of that yet to be named show. What do you think?

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I’ve missed several days due to illness and, Paris being Paris, the news has piled up in the meantime! First, the big news is the trailer to Paris’ new movie, “Repo! The Genetic Opera,” which is featured above. I’m a big fan of horror movies, but I’m honestly not too sure about this one. I’ve never been a huge fan of Paris’ singing and, quite frankly, I’m rather embarrassed for Paul Sorvino, a great actor, who seems to be stuck in this mess! Watch and let me know what you think.

In other Paris news, our heiress was the most talked-about person in 2007, according to a survey by a Canadian communications company. “Socialite heiress Hilton came above the Queen as the personality with the most coverage in a survey of 632 million news items across 120 countries carried out by Influence Communications.” No big surprise here.

On the fashion scene, Paris is expected to attend Moscow Fashion Week. She is scheduled to appear at the show of Russian designer Kira Plastinina, who is only 14 years old! Apparently, the teen designer adores Paris, and told her father she wanted to have Paris herself visit the show. Paris is, reportedly, being paid two million dollars for her mere presence. We should all be so lucky!

Tomorrow, I’ll update you on the rest of the Paris news of the last few days. I wish I could say my life has been as exciting as hers but, due to some terrible flu bug, I’ve felt awful. It’s be interesting to see how Paris looked with the same type of bug I’ve had. Wonder if she’d still be in makeup and hair extenstions!

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Well…guess I have to chow down on some crow! Many of us, myself included, never thought Paris was serious when she talked about turning over a new leaf and doing charity work. At least, I never thought she’d do any real, hands-on, down in the trenches charity work.

But now, Paris is actually helping out the less-fortunate. She’s taken this poor, young, Swedish foundling-barely able to make ends meet as a pizza delivery man-and adopted him! Alex Vaggo has a new and improved life, thanks to Paris.

Vaggo is now, partying, clubbing, eating in the best restaurants, even has a budding modelling career-all since meeting Paris. Vaggo talks about seeing Paris’ mansion while delivering pizza. “I saw Paris’ convertible sitting there and two weeks later I’m sitting next to her in the car. It’s unbelievable. (Thanks to her) I’m modeling, taking meetings, going to clubs, eating at great restaurants and living the high life. It’s amazing. She’s changed my life in every way,�?

Twenty-six-year-old Paris rescued poor 20-year-old Swedish tourist Alex from a lowly existence in a $29-a-night hostel and has raised him part of the way to her own level-well on the way to becoming a rich, famous blonde, who does nothing but dress up, party, and have his picture taken! Do we really need a male counterpart to Paris?

But, let’s remember this is Paris Hilton we’re talking about. Give this “relationship” a short while (maybe six weeks, maybe less). She’ll tire of him, move on to something new, and that’ll be the end of it. Maybe he will at least get a few well-paying jobs out of the whole thing.

And I’m not saying that this is all Paris’ doing. I mean, just look at the quotes you hear from Vaggo. He talks about how his life has changed since meeting Paris, but all he talks about is the money, the fame, the celebrities-all the shallow things. He never once says anything truly meaningful.

Hmmm… Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe the two are made for each other. Neither of them says anything truly meaningful, and they both love fame, money, and celebrity. This could be a match made in heaven. Or somewhere slightly lower!

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Here’s a shot of our favorite heiress with her new man, Alex Vaggo. The two were spotted leaving the 16th Annual amfAR Rocks benefit Monday. Paris had arrived at the event alone.

Paris was introduced to Alex outside the USA Hostel (where he is currently sharing a room with six others for $27 a night!), and took an immediate liking to him. She plans to introduce him to Ford Models scouts this week. According to Paris’ rep, the two are “just friends.” Of course, we all know what that means…

How fast do you think Alex’s life will change, now that he’s met Paris? Will he get a modelling contract right away? I’ll bet he won’t spend many more nights staying in a $27-a-night hostel room with six other people!

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According to The Sun, Paris had a very, uh, adventurous night partying after the Emmy awards. She fell over leaving a club (see above), and was later seen trying to climb over a gate onto a Beverly Hills property at 3 a.m (see next page). Paris, what’s with the Britney Spears-like behavior?

And Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl gave his official opinion of Paris:

“Paris is f***ing lame. She’s more offensive to me than anything. She’s a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her.”

Ah, come on, Dave! Tell us what you really think!

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Apparently, Diddy likes his blondes. Before Britney’s disastrous comeback attempt at MTV’s Video Music Awards on Sunday night, he was seen partying with Paris, Britney and Britney’s cousin Allie Sims at Body English, according to Hollyscoop.

Does this mean Paris and Britney are back together as party pals? Probably not. Paris was later seen, sans Britney, at Noir.

Click here for another shot of Diddy, Paris, Britney and Allie.

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