Paris Hilton Watch

After her much talked about declaration of love to boyfriend Benji Madden on her MySpace page yesterday, rumors have it that our dear heiress is starting to think on following the footsteps of her best friend, Nicole Richie. And that is to settle down and start a family.

But instead of getting flattered of this, Nicole is said to be accusing Paris to be copying her every moves.

According to a source of Britain’s Star magazine:

“Nicole was already upset when Paris started dating Benji - it all happened too fast for her liking. Then Nicole couldn’t go on tour with them because she had to stay home and look after her young daughter Harlow.”

“She is furious Paris is out there gallivanting with her boyfriend and his brother. If Paris gets pregnant, Nicole is going to go ballistic. She thinks Paris copies everything she does.”

Why Nicole, don’t you know that imitation is the best form of flattery?! If ever tries to follow your footstep that would still make ahead of her, right?! Besides, what are friends for?

Anyway, I don’t really think Paris would consider having a baby right now. I guess these rumors were just prompted by Paris’ statement last year that she wants kids for this year. She’s obsessed with herself, remember?! How do you think would she ever look at herself in the mirror with an enormous tummy?!

Apparently, Paris Hilton’s time in jail has really affected her. According to WCBS-TV.com, Paris feels that God has given her a new chance.

Hilton said she has a spiritual adviser who told her “my spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen. And that is why I was sent to jail. God has released me.”

I’ll give the change a very generous six weeks after Paris gets out of jail. Actually, she probably will not manage to go that long before going back to her old habits. Maybe more like two!

Paris, Paris Hilton, Paris in jail,

I once had a friend in college whose parents bought her a brand new car. 2 years after she got it, it completely seized. She had never heard of an oil change.

Well apparently on Planet Paris, gasoline isn’t necessary, because Paris can’t seem to get in her do-ragged little head that her car might need some now and then.

Sunday, she ran out of gas not once, but TWICE, and both times the paparazzi helped her out with jerry cans. She even autographed one.

Karen’s Prediction: Pink PH Jerry Cans, all over L.A. Oh yeah. That’s hawt.

Add pole dancer to the list of everloving things Paris Hilton can do. Lindsay Lohan’s gal pal, Cory Kennedy writes in her blog:

b. spears was absolutely trashed. after kendra and i went over to teddys for this holiday party. p hilt was swinging from pole to pole to table to table pretty much the entire time. nicky looked like she was going to barf.

Britney trashed? Noooooo. Nicky WHO was barfy? Richie? Why, did she eat a grape? Hilton? Maybe from watching her spaz of a sister swinging like a freakin’ monkey all night long. I’d love to be at one of these clubs sometime, just to watch the wreckage.

Karen’s Prediction: One of these young socialites will be dead from drugs, or a drug-related accident, or suicide. My money is on 2007. If it isn’t Paris, she will Find Jesus.

Paris plans to marry Stavros Niarchos in 2007 and she has asked Britney to be her matron of honor!

The Daily Star reports that Self-proclaimed American Princess said, “It’s true, I am going to get married. I want a fairytale wedding and Britney’s going to be my matron of honour. She can advise me.”

A friend added: “There’s no date set but she’s adamant she’d want a wedding in Los Angeles and also a big celebration over in Greece.”

She can advise me? Paris, I hate to break it to you, but vagina-girl isn’t exactly the type of person you ought to be asking for advice on weddings and marriage. Well sure, she has the experience of two weddings, but they both lasted about as long as the flashbulbs on her lady garden, and were just as much a joke.

Karen’s Predictions: Paris will not marry Starvros, in fact, she will run off with Britney despite Britney’s people telling her stay away from Parisite!

A source tells Page Six: “Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult.”

Poor Parisite. Her one feeling (lust for attention) must be a little hurt by this.

Karen’s Predictions:
Paris latches onto another mega-star (Ashley Simpson? Avril Lavigne?) and rides that paparazzi wave.
Elliot Mintz dies from stress and is replaced by a complete screwup.
Nicky settles down before her sister, but Paris gets pregnant first with a certain Greek baby.