Paris Hilton Watch

Although Paris Hilton (and probably Benji Madden) may think she’s the next best thing to sexiness, the whole world (at least according to poll) thinks otherwise as she fell on the 77th spot from last year’s 67th position as FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in World for 2008.

So who reigns supreme on the top spot and stole Paris’s limelight?

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Well it could be expected that after her visit in South Africa with new beau, Benji Madden Paris Hilton will find her self closer to nature and the animals. Now tell me, would it then be believable to see our dear heiress on the cover on National Geographic?

Then see for yourself.

Shocking or not?!

Now before you start raising your eyebrows and wonder, why don’t you try to look closer on the ‘cover’ and focus your attention on the upper right hand corner of the mag. It may not be noticeable at first but if one would just be keen then you’d surely find the “A Harvard Lampoon Parody” strip which tells you that it’s just April Fool’s Day!

I’m not actually saying that it’s impossible for Paris to get on the cover, but I guess it would just be odd.

Cute cover isn’t it?!

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On my last post, I featured Paris’ latest mag cover for German Maxim’s April 2008issue. There, I mentioned about the cover’s similarity to her previous cover in 944. Here’s an update that I just found out; German Maxim actually used the same photoshoot Paris Hilton did for 944. So the photos aren’t just similar, they actually are the same!

Take a look at the photo above, looks like our dear heiress only changed her undies’ then continued to pose, huh?!

Now I wonder if Paris got some big fat bucks for this, when she actually did nothing for the mag (or maybe just some royalty). I wonder, too if the Germans knew of this since I’m quite sure Paris’ 944 photos were done several months ago.

Goodness, German Maxim could’ve just taken a photo of Paris in lingerie, sheer lingerie, Plus size lingerie and that would’ve been something relatively new. Paris in plus size lingerie?! That IS new!

Well if it’s lingerie we are talking about, www.Justbare.com houses a wide range of this sexy nightwear for women of all sizes and lifestyle. Whether you are looking for some playful adult lingerie or something perfect for your Honeymoon, erotic dance, and bridal lingerie the site has just got all the piece you’d need at a very affordable price. And I’d like to say it again, of ALL sizes. So you need not worry if you are someone of Paris Hilton’s size or the extra size. The site will still cater for your lingerie needs.

Now, wouldn’t that be better than a recycled photo?

Anyway, Paris’ main cover for German Maxim isn’t the only one that’s recycled from 944. In fact almost the entire photos from the previous mag have been published again by the magazine.

Here are two of those:

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After her (not surprising) topless mag cover for 944 last February, Paris, once again proves that she continues to sizzle as she does German Maxim’s April cover.

Well I’ve actually been looking for this photo for weeks now when I heard of the news. But somehow, I didn’t have luck to find this earlier. Finally, I’ve found one.

Did I just say sizzle? Well she is hot, and of course that’s not new. But anybody who saw her 944 mag cover would surely say that this recent cover looks exactly the same, if not, almost the same.

Duh! She could’ve had herself a Northern Virginia eye lid lift surgery if only to alter the look. Minus the glamorous hat, the pose, the ‘costume’, and the seductive look all seem to have been recycled.

Come on Paris, give the people something new. You’ve been doing this daring covers for quite some time now and alternating your looks is the best you can do to keep the people ‘craving.’

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In my Celebrity Fashion Watch blog, I have this category called Versus where I try to do some sort of a comparison of various stars (either against another star or against themselves). Well I thought of bringing that concept here; Paris Hilton versus another celeb or versus herself. With our dear heiress as the queen of this blog, it would be a good twist of bringing another personality at least once in a while to challenge her place in this blog.

And since we are kicking off for this category today, I thought of making this Versus edition extra special by comparing Paris to someone of her caliber. – Socialite, famous, and controversial.

Nope, not Britney Spears. It’s Lindsay Lohan.

Well we’ve all seen Paris Hilton stripped off again for the cover of 944’s February edition. Clad with only her Calvin Klein panties and a chic hat, our dear heiress surely made a one hot, hot cover.

But with her well-known self-centered character, how would Paris rate her cover compared to La Lohan’s latest cover for New York Magazine?

Doing a re-make of 50’s sex symbol, Marilyn Monroe’s infamous photos known as “The Last Sitting,” Lindsay was definitely a sight to behold.

Actually, I must admit Paris has just got beaten here. Comparing her cover with Lindsay, I think LiLo’s has more drama and glamour in it. I guess that’s because Lindsay’s looks less slutty than Paris’s. I mean there goes La Lohan in an almost-full-frontal nudity, but all I see there was art and sheer sexiness. Paris Hilton’s 944 cover on the other hand, has that suggestive hint, it spells so much of S-E-X.

Of course, THIS is my opinion. Care to share yours?

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All Headline News(AHN) reports that Us Weekly magazine will not be featuring Paris Hilton on this week’s cover nor, indeed, even mentioning her in its pages! According to Us Weekly editor, Janice Min, Paris has been overdone and it’s time for a change.

Ms. Min is quoted as saying “When it came down to it, the staff and I felt what I believe a lot of people in America are feeling. Which is just enormous Paris fatigue.” Will Us Weekly suffer in sales. Magazine staffers don’t believe so.

Some people can’t seem to get enough of Paris, while some, apparently, have already had too much!

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